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Hugh Grant May Have Knocked Up His Second Baby’s Mama Again
For those of you keeping (man) sc-whore, if Anna Eberstein is pregnant with Hugh Grant‘s baby, that makes this baby #2 for the non-couple and baby #4 in as many years for Hugh. Daily Mail has a photo...
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Terry Richardson Becoming A Father Is Boner Killer Of The Day
In two days geeks and movie buffs alike will be creaming their panties over Back to the Future Day as calendars flip to October 21, 2015–the date to which Doc Brown and Marty McFly traveled in Back to...
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JWoww Gets Married And Announces Second Pregnancy
A moment of silence for Jenni “JWoww” Farley’s latest set of implants. Those poor things are on more borrowed time than the career of an elderly prostitute who doesn’t do mouth or butt stuff and is...
View ArticleEddie Murphy’s Ninth Crotchfruit Is On The Way
View image | gettyimages.com Eddie Murphy is expecting a baby in May with his 36-year-old girlfriend Paige Butcher. It will be their first child together and joins the five children with ex-wife...
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Michael Phelps And His Gold Medal Swimmers Knocked Up His Fiancée
Olympic gold medal swimmer and two-time drunk tank resident Michael Phelps and his fiancee Nicole Johnson have announced they are expecting a bundle of smushy baby next year in typical new parent...
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Kim Kardashian Has Expelled The Second Coming Of Kanye
I almost did it. I almost caved and wrote a post title calling Kim Kardashian and Kanye West‘s new arrival a “krotchfruit.” Or announcing “the second koming of Kanye.” It just goes to show nothing...
View ArticleNotes & Hos ft. Chrissy Teigen’s…Wedding Ring
pic.twitter.com/Mb2duB4oyk — christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 24, 2015 Chrissy Teigen‘s middle finger made an appearance on Twitter along with a subtle, 2+ carat message to some idiot who...
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Anne Hathaway Posts Pregnant Bikini Pic
Playing a shrewd game of “fuck you very much” with the paparazzi, Anne Hathaway decreased the value of any pregnant bikini pics of her on the market by uploading her own pic to Instagram. Anne wrote...
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Keri Russell And Matthew Rhys Are Expecting Their First Child
Us Weekly reports Keri Russell and her boyfriend and co-star on The Americans Matthew Rhys are expecting their first child together. “Keri is more than four months along,” says an insider close to...
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Of COURSE The Baby Shower For Terry Richardson’s Girlfriend Was Gross
Such a fun baby shower yesterday! We were so touched by all the love and good vibes (and this great cake!) A photo posted by Terry Richardson (@terryrichardson) on Jan 11, 2016 at 1:36pm PST Don’t...
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A Source Claims Anna Duggar Is Pregnant Again After Visiting Josh In Rehab
You know what 2016 needs like it needs a few more unfairly deceased legends and Donald Trump as President? Another Duggar baby. This year can fuck right off the stage and into the orchestra pit for...
View ArticleAdam Levine Is Going To Be A DILF
Gossip Cop has assigned a 70% validity to the rumored news that Maroon 5’s Adam Levine and wife Behati Prinsloo are expecting a baby. A source told Us Weekly the model is three or four months into...
View Article“Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air” Star Tatyana Ali Is Engaged And Pregnant
Waking up this morning came with glance at the calendar, the noting of April Fool’s Day and a faint sense of dread. Also, in the interest of full disclosure, some inventive cursing and a small temper...
View ArticleJanet Jackson Delays Tour To Plan A Family
If there is trophy for vaguely announcing the occupation status of one’s uterus, Janet Jackson is going to win over that slore everyone knows who does the absolute most to not spill the beans the...
View ArticleMegan Fox Pregnant With Her Third Child
Us Weekly has an above the fold image gallery dedicated to “Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green: The Way They Were” and I groaned because if that’s what they’re using to draw in the...
View ArticleMegan Fox Has Baby Daddy Jokes
The split between Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green isn’t exactly the stuff of which pretentious and conscious uncouplings are made. Megan filed for divorce in August of last year after a six month...
View ArticleBaby #2 Is On The Way For Blake Lively And Ryan Reynolds
Photos of Blake Lively looking fuller around the midsection while doing reshoots for her film The Shallows popped up this week. If she was trying to hide evidence of baby number two being on the way by...
View ArticleEva Mendes And Ryan Gosling Expecting Second Child
The lowest of all low-down couples is reportedly on their way to becoming parents of two. Multiple sources have confirmed to US Weekly that Eva Mendes is pregnant with another one of Ryan Gosling‘s...
View ArticleBrian Austin Green Thinks All Babies Are Accidents
I’m completely willing to toss Brian Austin Green into the vast ocean that is the political argument surrounding women’s health and reproductive rights and use his potent sperm-having ass as chum....
View ArticleReport: Janet Jackson Pregnant
The rumors surrounding a possible Janet Jackson pregnancy has gone from pure speculation to speculation cut with baby formula. In early April, Janet announced she was immediately suspending her...
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